Cute Sms(1)

Jindagi ke liye jeena jaroori hai,

Jinake liye armaan jaroori hai,

Dil me chahe hajaro gam ho,

Phir bhi tere chehre pe muskaan jaroori hai.

*****************************

Lekar ham doosro ki hasi kya kare,

Jo apni nahi wo khushi kya kare,

Tanha jeene se behtar hai mar jaaye ham,

Jab saath aapka nahi to jindagi jee kar kya kare.

*****************************

Na karta shikayat jamaane se koi,

Agar maan jaata manaane se koi,

Kisi ko koi kyon yaad karta,

Agar bhool jaata bhoolane se koi…

*****************************

Kisi ko dil to kisi ko diladaar mile,

Kisi ka phool to kisi ko phoolon ke haar mile,

Kisi ko khushi to kisi ko pyaar mile,

Par har janm me hame tere jaisa ‘dildaar’ mile…

*****************************

Koi gila na koi shikwa raha aapse,

Ye aarju hai ek silsila bana rahe aapse,

Bas ek ummeed hai aapse,

Khafa na hona agar ham khafa rahe aapse!!!

*****************************

Dil ko kitna sambhala ki,

Dil abhi rook ja wo abhi yaha aayegi,

Hame kya pata tha ki wo aate hi jaane ka bahana banayegi.

*****************************

Kaajal banke teri aankhon me samaane ki tamanna hai,

Dawa banke tera dard mitaane ki tamanna hai,

Yun to haasil hai jamaane ki har cheej mujhe,

Sirf ek baar tujhe apne pyaar ke roop me paane ki tamanna hai…

*****************************

Ham to tujhe bhool chuke the lekin,

Na jaane kyon log teri yaad dilaane aaye,

Ye kya kam hai ki teri gali me tere deedaar ki khaatir,

Ham tujhe kisi aur ke milne ke bahaane aaye.

*****************************

Log apna banake chod dete hai…

Rishta gairo se jod lete hai…

Ham to ek phool bhi na tod sake…

Log to dil bhi tod dete hai.

*****************************

Tadap ke dekh kisi ki chaahat me

To pata chale intjaar kya hota hai,

Yun mil jaaye agar koi bina tadap ke,

To kaise pata chale pyaar kya hota hai?

*****************************

Kudrat ke karishmo me agar raat na hoti,

Khwabon me bhi unse mulakaat na hoti,

Yah dil hi to hai gam ki vajah,

Yah dil hi na hota to kal baat na hoti…

*****************************

Ban ke ehasaas meri dhadkan ke paas rahte ho,

Tasweer ban ke meri aankhon ke paas rahte ho,

Aaj puchate hai ek sawaal tumse,

Kya door rahkar tum bhi udaas rahte ho?

Aasaan nahi hota kisi ko bhoolana,

Chaahe wo apna ho ya begana,

Dil ki baate bas samajhta hai dil hi,

Inhe kya samajhega ye jaalim jamana??

*****************************

Aansu se palke bheego leta hu,

Yaad teri aati hai to ro leta hu,

Socha ki bhoola du tujhe magar,

Har baat faisla badal deta hu.

*****************************

Tumko chaahne waale gam na honge,

Waqt ke saath magar ham na honge,

Apna pyaar chaahe kisi ko bhi dena,

Par teri yaad ke hakdaar ham hi honge.

*****************************

Nigaahe aapki pahchaan hai hamari,

Muskurahat aapki shaan hai hamari,

Rakhna hifaajat aap apne ko,

Kyonki saanse aapki jaan hai hamaari…

*****************************

Kah ke dekh liya,

Chup rah ke bhi dekh liya,

Kya kare jab unhone hi khamosh kar diya,

Unse baat karne ke liye ham bahut tadapte hai,

Kya kare jab hamaare koo karne se bhi wo bhadakte hai.

*****************************

Jo dil ke kareeb ho use rooswa nahi karte,

Yu apni mohabbat ka tamaasha nahi karte,

Khamosh rahenge to ghutan aur badhegi,

Apno se koi baat chupaya nahi karte…

*****************************

Yaad karne ke liye koi cheej chaahiye,

Aap nahi to aap ki tasweer chaahiye,

Par tasweer aapki hamara dil bahla na sakegi,

Kyonki wo aapki tarah muskura na sakegi.

*****************************

Tanhaai le jaati hai jaha tak yaad tumhari,

Wahi se shuru hoti hai jindagi hamaari,

Nahi socha tha chahenge ham tumhe is kadar,

Par ab to ban gaye ho tum kismat hamaari.

*****************************

Raat itani haseen thi,

Ki saare so rahe the,

Ham hi aise badnaseeb the,

Jo aapki yaad me ro rahe the.

*****************************

Ham labo se kah na paaye,

Unase haal-e-dil kabhi,

Aur wo samjhe nahi yah,

Khamoshi kya cheej hai…

*****************************

Yakeen karo ham par ham tumhe chod nahi sakte,

Dosti ki in hawao ka rookh mod nahi sakte,

Jis rishte ko banane me lag gaye barso hamko,

Us rishte ko palbhar me tod nahi sakte.

*****************************

Dil me deep jalaane se kya hoga,

Raah me aag lagane se kya hoga,

Jinhe hamaari yaad bhi nahi aati,

Unhe SMS karne se kya hoga…

Cute Sms

Jindagi ke liye jeena jaroori hai,

Jinake liye armaan jaroori hai,

Dil me chahe hajaro gam ho,

Phir bhi tere chehre pe muskaan jaroori hai.

*****************************

Lekar ham doosro ki hasi kya kare,

Jo apni nahi wo khushi kya kare,

Tanha jeene se behtar hai mar jaaye ham,

Jab saath aapka nahi to jindagi jee kar kya kare.

*****************************

Na karta shikayat jamaane se koi,

Agar maan jaata manaane se koi,

Kisi ko koi kyon yaad karta,

Agar bhool jaata bhoolane se koi…

*****************************

Kisi ko dil to kisi ko diladaar mile,

Kisi ka phool to kisi ko phoolon ke haar mile,

Kisi ko khushi to kisi ko pyaar mile,

Par har janm me hame tere jaisa ‘dildaar’ mile…

*****************************

Koi gila na koi shikwa raha aapse,

Ye aarju hai ek silsila bana rahe aapse,

Bas ek ummeed hai aapse,

Khafa na hona agar ham khafa rahe aapse!!!

*****************************

Dil ko kitna sambhala ki,

Dil abhi rook ja wo abhi yaha aayegi,

Hame kya pata tha ki wo aate hi jaane ka bahana banayegi.

*****************************

Kaajal banke teri aankhon me samaane ki tamanna hai,

Dawa banke tera dard mitaane ki tamanna hai,

Yun to haasil hai jamaane ki har cheej mujhe,

Sirf ek baar tujhe apne pyaar ke roop me paane ki tamanna hai…

*****************************

Ham to tujhe bhool chuke the lekin,

Na jaane kyon log teri yaad dilaane aaye,

Ye kya kam hai ki teri gali me tere deedaar ki khaatir,

Ham tujhe kisi aur ke milne ke bahaane aaye.

*****************************

Log apna banake chod dete hai…

Rishta gairo se jod lete hai…

Ham to ek phool bhi na tod sake…

Log to dil bhi tod dete hai.

*****************************

Tadap ke dekh kisi ki chaahat me

To pata chale intjaar kya hota hai,

Yun mil jaaye agar koi bina tadap ke,

To kaise pata chale pyaar kya hota hai?

*****************************

Kudrat ke karishmo me agar raat na hoti,

Khwabon me bhi unse mulakaat na hoti,

Yah dil hi to hai gam ki vajah,

Yah dil hi na hota to kal baat na hoti…

*****************************

Ban ke ehasaas meri dhadkan ke paas rahte ho,

Tasweer ban ke meri aankhon ke paas rahte ho,

Aaj puchate hai ek sawaal tumse,

Kya door rahkar tum bhi udaas rahte ho?

Aasaan nahi hota kisi ko bhoolana,

Chaahe wo apna ho ya begana,

Dil ki baate bas samajhta hai dil hi,

Inhe kya samajhega ye jaalim jamana??

*****************************

Aansu se palke bheego leta hu,

Yaad teri aati hai to ro leta hu,

Socha ki bhoola du tujhe magar,

Har baat faisla badal deta hu.

*****************************

Tumko chaahne waale gam na honge,

Waqt ke saath magar ham na honge,

Apna pyaar chaahe kisi ko bhi dena,

Par teri yaad ke hakdaar ham hi honge.

*****************************

Nigaahe aapki pahchaan hai hamari,

Muskurahat aapki shaan hai hamari,

Rakhna hifaajat aap apne ko,

Kyonki saanse aapki jaan hai hamaari…

*****************************

Kah ke dekh liya,

Chup rah ke bhi dekh liya,

Kya kare jab unhone hi khamosh kar diya,

Unse baat karne ke liye ham bahut tadapte hai,

Kya kare jab hamaare koo karne se bhi wo bhadakte hai.

*****************************

Jo dil ke kareeb ho use rooswa nahi karte,

Yu apni mohabbat ka tamaasha nahi karte,

Khamosh rahenge to ghutan aur badhegi,

Apno se koi baat chupaya nahi karte…

*****************************

Yaad karne ke liye koi cheej chaahiye,

Aap nahi to aap ki tasweer chaahiye,

Par tasweer aapki hamara dil bahla na sakegi,

Kyonki wo aapki tarah muskura na sakegi.

*****************************

Tanhaai le jaati hai jaha tak yaad tumhari,

Wahi se shuru hoti hai jindagi hamaari,

Nahi socha tha chahenge ham tumhe is kadar,

Par ab to ban gaye ho tum kismat hamaari.

*****************************

Raat itani haseen thi,

Ki saare so rahe the,

Ham hi aise badnaseeb the,

Jo aapki yaad me ro rahe the.

*****************************

Ham labo se kah na paaye,

Unase haal-e-dil kabhi,

Aur wo samjhe nahi yah,

Khamoshi kya cheej hai…

*****************************

Yakeen karo ham par ham tumhe chod nahi sakte,

Dosti ki in hawao ka rookh mod nahi sakte,

Jis rishte ko banane me lag gaye barso hamko,

Us rishte ko palbhar me tod nahi sakte.

*****************************

Dil me deep jalaane se kya hoga,

Raah me aag lagane se kya hoga,

Jinhe hamaari yaad bhi nahi aati,

Unhe SMS karne se kya hoga…

Shayari Sms

Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai

bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai

aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka

Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

`

kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate

kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate

kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate

aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chodo nahi jaate.

`

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,

dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,

hume mat dhoondna duniya ki bheer mein,

hum millenge tumhe tumhari parchaai mein…..

`

Humse door jayoge kaise,

Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,

Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain,

Khud apni saanson ko rok payo ge kaise

`

Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye

Zuban kholu to tera he naam aaye

Tum he kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum

Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tmaam aaye

`

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum

waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum

Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum

Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

`

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai

Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai

Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai

Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

`

Kya aankhein hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..

us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai…

maano…”Shhhsss…KOI Hai” se bhoot nikal aaya hai….

`

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain

maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain

Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko

aur aapko play karne ki farmaish karte hain….

`

Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein

hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein

kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bahaar aapko

dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko

`

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi

liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai

socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge

magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…

`

Badi asaani se dil lgaaye jaate hain

par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain

le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par

jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain.

`

Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.

man mein har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,

jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka

is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai

`

Muskura do jara khuda ke vaste,

sama-e-mahefil mai rosni kam hai,

tum hamare nahi to kya gum hai,

hum tumhare to hain ye kya kam hai?

`

Chehre pe ashkon ki lakeer si ban gayi

Jo na chaaha tha vo takdeer si ban gayi

humne to chalaayi thi reet pe ungli

gaur se dekha to unki tasveer si ban gayi

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai kay

har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai

sochta hon kay ghar ki bijli katwa doon

kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

`

jawaab teri shayari ka….

denge hum shayari mein….

naam tera likh baithe hain….

apne dil ki diary mein….

`

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota

Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,

Tum is baat pe ye

kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati

shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

`

Dil ki awaz bhi sun

mere fasaane pe na jaa

meri nazron ki taraf dekh

zamaane pe na jaa…

`

Haseeno ne haseen banke gunaaah kiya,

auro ko to theek hum ko bhi tabaah kiya,

pesh kiya jab ghazalon mein un ki bewafaii ko,

auro ne to theek unhone bhi waah waah kiya

`

Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,

ladkon ko fassane ke jaal hote hai,

na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,

tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai

`

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye

Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….

Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

`

Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam

Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam

ki har galli se awaaz aaye…”ABBA JAAN”…” ABBA JAAN”

`

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain

Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,

Jo Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain.

`

Apni surat ka kabhi to didaar de

tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de

Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna

Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

`

Ae dil kissi ki yaad mein rona fazool hai

ye aansoo bade anmol hain inhe khona fazool hai

royo to unke liye

jo tum par nisaar hain

unke liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazaar hain

`

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki

tera chehra khila khila

jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya

to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

`

Vo sochte honge usko aksar,

jo hamein unke salaam de jaati hai,

vo kya jaane unhein choone waali hawa bhi,

hamein unke saare paigaam de jaai hai!

`

PEPSI ka cr8 ho,

ANDE ka oml8 ho,

SMS KARNE ME bade le8 ho,

JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,

KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!

`

Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi.

Sagar se gahra koi nahi.

Pooja-paath se faldayak koi nahi

Ab aapki kya tarif karu…

Dosto me aap jaisa….Nalayak koi nahi!

`

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,

gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,

tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,

tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

`

If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me.

If u save it thats bcoz u desire me

& if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me.

So what u gonna do with It?

`

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya

Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

`

Kaun sa gam hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai

na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai

aur khama-kha chedti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko

Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chada rakha hai

`

Dil ke dard ko dil torne

waala kya jaane

pyaar ke rivajo ko ye jmaana kya jaane

hoti hai kitni takleef kabar mein

upper se phool chadane waala kya jaane

Jis din se juda vo humse hue

is dil ne dharakna chor diya

hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra

taaro ne chamkna chod diya

`

Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi

yeh afwaah zroor kissi dushman ne udaayi hogi

shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum

itne dino mein kuch to jagah bnayi hogi

`

Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein

aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga

magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain…

`

Umeedo ki manji toot gayi

aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi

are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi

jab class ki larki

bhaiya keh gayi

`

Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye

bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye

jab 10 dinon mein khujli na mite

to 11 ve din nahana chahiye

`

Arz kiya hai…..

Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai

wah wah! wah wah!

Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai

khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?

ha ha ha ha……

`

Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain

pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain

milne ki to bohat chahat hai

par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain

`

Dil todna humari aadat nahi

Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi

Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe

Dil mein bas kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi

`

You r my sweet SONA

I don’t want u 2 KHONA

I want a place in your heart’s KONA

Otherwise i will start RONA

Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

`

If you fall in river there is a boat

if you fall in well there is rope

but if you fall in love there is no hope

`

Yaad mein teri aanhe bharta hai koi,

har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,

maut to sachai hai aani hai,

lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi….!

`

Woh insaan hi kya jo tere hotel ke kharche utha na sakay……

mein chuka kar saare bill zinda rahoon khuda na kare…!!!

`

Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,

har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi,

ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega,

ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi

`

jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye

aur husn ke tewar nukele ho gaye

hum izhaar karne me thore dhele ho gaye

aur un ke haath peele ho gaye

Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai

Unke aane ki aas lagti hai

unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane

Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

Jokes

Bhikhari- “Das paise ka sawaal hai baabu, das paise ka|”
Baabu- “Wo to mai deta hoon, lekin pehle sawaal to poocho|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Shikshak- “Kya koi aadmi andhere me bhi dekh sakta hai?”
Ek Chatra- “Haan Sir, meri mummy dekh sakti hai|”
Shikshak- “Kaise?”
Chatra- “Kal raat cinema hall ke andhere me ve papa
se kah rahi thi ki tumhari dhaadi bahut badh gayi hai|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Aath saal ki bachi ne apni maa se poocha- “Mummy, Rani Elizabeth ko yah kaise pata chala ki unko bacha hone waala hai?”
Isse pehle ki maa koi jawaab deti, sabse choti bachi kah uthi- “Sabhi akhbaaro me chapa tha ki Rani ko bacha hone waala hai| Kya tum samajhti ho ki Rani akhbaar nahi padti hogi?”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Bachi ko jor-jor se roti dekhkar maa ne poocha- “kyo roti ho?”
Bachi- “Bhaiya ne meri gudiya tod di|”
Maa- “Kaise? Kaise tod di?”
Bachi- “Maine gudiya uske sir par maari thi?”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Ek Maa boli- “Galiyo me khel-khelkar bache
kitne gande ho jaate hai|”
Doosri Maa- “Haan, behanji| Ab dekho na,
das bacho ke muh dhone pade, tab kahi
jaakar mai apne guddu ko pehchaan payi|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Seeta- “Behan, bartan saaf karne ke liye sabse
achi kaun-si cheej hai?”
Geeta- “Maine bartan saaf karne ke liye bahut-si
cheeje istmaal ki, par pati se acha kisi ko nahi paya|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Pati- “Mai ghante-bhar se tumhe samjha raha hoon
aur tumhari samajh me baat nahi aa rahi hai|
Tumhare dimaag me to gobar bhara hua hai|”
Patni- “Aur aap use ghante-bhar se chaat rahe hai|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Master- “Rinku, kya kar rahe ho? Padh rahe ho kya?”
Rinku- “Ji nahi Shrimaan, mai apki baat sun raha hu|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Ek Sajjan ne ek saat varsheeya ladki se poocha-
“Tumhare baal vaakai bahut sundar hai| Ye tumhe
kisse mile hai, mummy se ya papa se?”
Ladki- “Jaha tak mera khyaal hai, mujhe ye baal mere
papa se mile hai, kyonki unke sir ke saare baal gaayab hai|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Patni- “Aap hi is company ki boss hai na?”
Boss ne hairani se poocha- “Are! Aapne kaise anumaan lagaya?”
Patni- “Bahut aasaan tha| Mere pati ghar me bacho ko hansane ke liye aapki hi harkato ki nakal kiya karte hai|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
School se lautne ke baad Santa ne maa ko bataya-
“Lagta hai, hamari Teacher kabhi nahi nahati|”
Maa- “Tumne aisa kaise samajha?”
Santa- “Vah kah rahi thi ki unhone aaj tak aisa koi
bhi kaam nahi kiya, jo sabke saamne nahi kar sakti|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Nanhi bachi- “Dadiji, kya aap acting bhi karti hai?”
Dadi- “Nahi to, lekin kyo?”
Bachi- “Subah maa pitaji se kah rahi thi ki yadi aap yaha rahi to drama to jaroor hoga|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Maa- “Itne dino se tum apne premi ke saath ghoom
rahi ho, vah shaadi ke liye kuch nahi bolta,
aakhir vah chahta kya hai?”
Beti- “Pata nahi maa, jyada samay vah mujhe
andhere me hi rakhta hai|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Bus Driver Ramu ko apni seat par baitha dekhkar
bola- “Are, utho shaitaan, meri seat par kyo baitha hai?”
Ramu- “Driver uncle, mai sabse pehle aaya tha|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Jigyasu bache ne poocha- “Mummy, aap papa ko kaha mili?”
Maa- “Ek picnic me|”
Bacha- “Kya mai aapke saath tha?”
Maa- ‘Nahi, jab gayi thi to tum nahi the,
lekin jab mai lauti to tum saath aaye the|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Adhyapika- “Jo kaam tumne nahi kiya, uske liye
tumhe saja bhi nahi milegi|”
Rinki- “Dhanyavad Madam, aaj mai homework bhool gayi hoon|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Adhyapak- “Kya tum kisi badi ladai ke baare me jaante ho?
Ramesh- “Ji haan, lekin baat yah hai ki mummy ne ghar ki baate baahar batane se mana kiya hai|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Master- “Rakesh, suna hai, tumhare ghar me naya baby aaya hai?”
Rakesh- “Ji, naya kyo kehte hai aap? Jab rota hai
to aisa lagta hai ki barso se rona seekhta raha hai|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Maa- “Rinku, tum bure bacho ke saath kyo khelte ho,
ache bacho ke saath kyo nahi khelte?”
Rinku- “Maa, un ache bacho ki maatao ne apne
bacho ko mere saath khelne se mana kar diya hai|”

 

Ek school me teen bhai padhte the| Inspector ne muaayne ke waqt sabse chote bhai se poocha- “Tumhare bhaiyo ke mooche nahi hai, par tumhare kyo hai, jabki tum sabse chote ho?”
Chote bhai ne jawaab diya- “Meri shakal Papa par hai aur un dono ki shakal Maa par|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Praathmik upchar ki pariksha chal rahi thi| Parikshak ne ek vidhyarthi se poocha- “Agar sadak par koi behosh pada aadmi dikh jaye, to aap kya karenge?”
Santa- “Mai use thodi-si brandy doonga|”
Parikshak- “Yadi us waqt aapke paas brandy na ho tab?”
Santa- “To brandy dene ka aashvasan doonga|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Ek Chote ladke ne apne adhyapak ko chunauti dete huye poocha- “Agar George Washington sachmuch ek imaandaar vyakti the, to unke janamdin par banko ko kyo band rakha jaata hai?”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Master- “Batao, gadhe aur manushya me kya fark hai?”
Vidhyarthi- “Manushya ko gadha kaha ja sakta hai,
parantu gadhe ko manushya nahi kaha ja sakta|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Adhyapak- “Bacho, mil-julkar kaam karna achi baat hai|”
Chaatra- “Lekin sir, pariksha me aap hi hame mil-julkar kaam nahi karne dete|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Santa- “Maine talaak dene ki or pehla kadam utha liya hai|”
Banta- “Vah kaise?”
Santa- “Maine shaadi kar li hai|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Train me saamne ki seat par baithe pati chew gum chaba rahe the| Kaafi der baad saamne ki seat par baithi unki patni boli- “Darling, I am sorry, tum itni der se mujhse bole ja rahe ho, par mai jawaab nahi de rahi hoon| Mere beherepan me yahi to musibat hai, jara jor-jor se bole|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Pati- “Abhi Reena ki shaadi ki jaldi hi kya hai?
Bahut samay pada hai| Jab tak koi acha ladka na mil jaye, tab tak hame pratiksha karni chahiye|”
Patni- “Pratiksha bhi kab tak ki ja sakti hai, jab mai
Reena ki umra ki thi, tab mere ghar waalo ne hi acha
ladka talaash karne ki koshish kaha ki thi|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Maa- “Beta, tumhaara office ka kaam kaisa chal raha hai| Sab thik to hai na?”
Beta- “Mere neeche pachees aadmi kaam karte hai maa|”
Maa khushi se- “To kya mera beta vaha bada
Officer ban gaya hai?”
Beta- “Nahi! Darahsal mai Upri manjil me kaam karta hoon|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Ek nai-nai dulhan ne apne pati se poocha- “Yadi mai kabhi moti ho jau to kya tab bhi tum mujhe chahte rahoge?”
Pati- “Kabhi nahi| Maine kewal ache-bure dino me saath dene ka vachan diya hai| Mote-patle ki koi baat nahi hui thi|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Putra- “Papa! Sadak banane me kin-kin cheejo ki jarurat hoti hai?”
Pita- “Aaj to sawaal pooch-poochkar tune tang hi kar dala, yadi itne hi sawaal maine apne papa se kiye hote to kya hota batao?”
Putra- “Aapko mere sawaalo ke jawaab dene aa jaate|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Santa- “Ab mai kisi ladki ke saamne shaadi ki
baat nahi rakhunga|”
Banta- “Kyo… Kya phir kisi ne mana kar diya?”
Santa- “Nahi yaar, ek ladki ne sweekar kar liya hai|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Office me patni ki chithi aayi| Apne maayke se bheji thi| Pati ka mitra patra me jhaankne laga to pati ne liphapha uske saamne daal diya- “Lo, padh lo|”
Mitra ne dekha to chaukkar bola- “Isme to saada kaagaj hai yaar|”
Pati- “Haan| Aajkal hamaari bolchaal band hai|
Vah jhagda karke ghar se gayi hai|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Premi- “Chalo, cinema chalte hai| Pichli seat
ka ticket le lenge|”
Premika- “Agar pichli seat ka ticket na mila to?”
Premi- “To phir film hi dekh lenge|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Patni pyaar se- “Khaana ban gaya hai| Garm-garm
phulke khakar jaaiye|”
Pati- “Burnol (antiseptic cream) hai ghar me?”
Patni- “Haan|”
Pati- “Phir to kha lunga|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Ek vidhwa ne apne swargiya pati ki kabra par lage pathar par likhvaya- “Yaha aaraam karta hai vah pati,
jo apni patni ke liye paanch laakh rupye chod gaya aur jisne shehar ke saare patiyo ke liye ek misaal chodi|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Santa- “Jis din meri patni aayi usi din mera
khajaanchi mere kuch rupaye lekar bhaag gaya|”
Banta- “Tum nahi jaante ki musibat kabhi
akele nahi aati|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Ek khoobsurat stree jaasusi upanyaas padte-padte
apne pati se poochne lagi- “yadi koi khoobsurat
ladka mujhe bhagakar le jaye to tum kya karoge?”
Pati- “Mai usse kahunga, khuda ke bande, bhagakar
le jaane ki kya jarurat hai, aaram se le jao|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Ek pustak ke pehle panne par likha hai- “Mohabbat ke maare ko aatmahatya se rokne ka sabse aasaan upaay hai, shaadi|”
Aur usi pustak ke sabse aakhiri panne par likha hai- “shaadi se bachne ka bas ek hi upaay hai aur vah hai aatmahatya|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Maa- “Beta, koyle nahi hai, roti kaise banegi?”
Beta- “Chaaval bana lena, maa|”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Seeta- “Hamaare ghar me saara saamaan imported
yaani videshi hai|”
Geeta- “Aur aapke pati…?”
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

Sms Fun

Dhoti ne kaha pajaame se ham dono bane hai dhaage se,
Fark hai to sirf itna hai kee
Main khulta hu peeche se aur
Tum khulate ho aage se.
*****************************
Kehte to tum theek magar ab raha nahi jata,
Ye dard dooriyo ka ab saha nahi jata.
*****************************
Mit gayi jab hasrato ki duniya,
Tab kahi jaakar unhe mera khyaal aaya,
Lut raha tha mera ghar jab uske saamne,
Tab bhi unhe jara bhi malaal na aaya.
*****************************
Tere bagair jindagi achi lagti nahi,
Koi khushi ab sacchi lagti nahi,
Mat pooch mujhase tu judaai ka aalaam,
Tere bagair chaandni bhi bhali lagti nahi.
*****************************
Na jeene ki khushi hai mujhko, na marne ka hoga gam,
Bas teri yaad aane par, ho jaate hai aankhen nam,
Jamaane ki koi bhi khushi mujhe achi nahi lagti,
Ho gaya hai yaaro mera bewafa sanam.
*****************************
Auro ko dikhaane ke liye hasta hu main,
Gam ko bhoolane ke liye hasta hu main,
Mere hasne ki hakeekat ko kya samajhogi,
Khud ko bhoolane ke liye hasta hu main.
*****************************
Mohabbat karta hu yakeen hai mere khuda par,
Hardam labo par dua aur tera naam jubaan par.
*****************************
Aarju ab jeene ki jyada nahi hai,
Magar marne ka ab bhi koi irada nahi hai,
Kya tumko yaad dilaau tumhaari kasme,
Jab yaad tumko apna koi wada nahi hai.
*****************************
Dil mera har pal tere liye chalta hai,
Tujhe chumne ke khyaal se dhadhakta hai.
*****************************
Khwaab aankhon se gire aansu me dhal kar,
Dam armaano ne toda dam machal-machal kar,
Meri kismat me judaai likhi thi,
Warna har kadam rakha tha sambhaal-sambhaal kar.
*****************************
Mujhe bahut yaad aata hai wo gujra jamana,
Unka dekhna, muskurana aur daud kar lipat jana.
*****************************
Tere pyaar me hamne saara jag thukraya hai,
Phir bhi toone kadam-kadam par sataya hai,
Tu apne kasme waado se mukar gayi bewafa,
Teri isi berookhi ne hi ye shehar chudaya hai.
*****************************
Jindagi mohtaaj nahi manjilo kee,
Waqt har manjil dikha deta hai,
Marta nahi koi kisi se juda hokar,
Waqt sabko jeena sikha deta hai.
*****************************
Dost wo nahi jo mushkil me kaam aaye,
Dost wo hai jiske saath rehte mushkil hi na aaye.
*****************************
Ab kya kahu tumse, agar kuch kehna hai to,
Sirf itna ki maine pyaar kiya hai,
Ab raha nahi jata ki keh do na,
Tumhe bhi mujhse pyaar hai.
*****************************
Dil toot gaya to ab kya intajaar karu,
Tu hi bata ki tujhe aur kitna pyaar karu.
*****************************
Kitne hi khwaab saze hai abhi palko par,
Tum agar kareeb aao to sab poore ho jaaye.
*****************************
Mujhase juda ho gayi tumhaari aankhen,
Jinhe main poojhta tha badi pyaari aankhe,
Meri khushiya basi thi unme,
Choomta bahut tha main tumhaari kunwaari aankhen.
*****************************
Teri deewaangi ne bada ye kaam kiya,
Duniya bhar me mashhoor mera naam kiya.
*****************************
Wo aaina tha chamakta hi raha,
Main chiraag tha bas jalta hi raha,
Wo phool tha aur main kaanta ek,
Wo mehakta hi raha aur main chubta hi raha.
*****************************
Mohabbat me marna kaam na aaya,
Dil aur jaan bhi di phir bhi aaraam na aaya,
Har shakhs tha mere saath,
Par ek uska hi paigaam na aaya.
*****************************
Wo mausam wo bahaar bhi, uske saamne kam thi,
Uske saath gujra wo wakt wo fija bhi nam thi,
Par kya kare ae jaalim ham ye bhool hi gaye,
Apne haatho me wo mohabbat ki lakeere hi kam thi.
*****************************
Agar tapakta aansu ki jagah lahu aankhon se,
To koi kisi ko shaayad hi roolata,
Agar dil ke tootne ki aawaaj hoti,
To tumhe hamaare dard ka andaaj ho pata,
Apni dosti ko mausam se bachkar rakhna,
Ki khushbu aati nahi phool me sookh jaane ke baad.
*****************************
Dam todti aaraju tujhe de rahi hai badadua,
Tujhe manjil na mile mujhako mitakar.
*****************************
Kuch mat pooch kitna tujhase pyaar karta hu,
Har raat teri yaad me aankhon me aansu bharta hu,
Tum bewafa thi jo pyaar se daaman bacha baithi,
Main bewafa hu isaliye tujhe pyaar karta hu.
*****************************
Naam roshan ho gaya deewaano me tera-mera, 

Kuch itane charche shehar me hamaare pyaar ke huye.
 

Thak gaye aankhen aur kitna intajaar karu,
Tu hi bata dil ko aur kitna bekaraar karu?
Na tum khud hi aaye aur na khat hi bheja,
Tere waado par ab aur kitna main aitbaar karu…?
*****************************
Na bhoola paya hu,
Na bhoola sakuga kabhi,
Apne dil se tera naam na mita sakuga kabhi.
*****************************
Ajab hai ye duniya,
Ajab yaha ka dastoor hai,
Dil me to base ho,
Magar aankhon se door ho.
*****************************
Gam ye nahi ki tum juda ho gaye,
Gam ye hai ki pyaar mera ruswa ho gaya.
*****************************
Mere kareeb aao aur ye ikaraar karo,
Ham har haal me rasme wafa nibhayenge,
Jamana chaahe jitane julm aur sitam kare,
Ham apne pyar ki duiya jaroor basaayenge.
*****************************
Nigaahe milaane ko jee chaahta hai,
Tere paas aane ko jee chaahta hai,
Kaash wahi raate laut aaye,
Phir tanhaai mehkhaane ko jee chaahta hai.
*****************************
Tujhe kya mila jamaane mujhe khaak me milakar,
Hamaare armaan saare thokro me udaakar,
Khuda se daro jaalimo na pyaar ko naakaam karo,
Ghar tumhaare bhi jalenge mera ghar jalaakar.
*****************************
Aapki himmat kaise huyi mujhe ye sab kehne ki,
Majboori me aadat pad gayi hai,
Tumse door rahane ki.
****************************
Geeto me bhi saaj hota hai,
Roshni me bhi raaj hota hai,
Ae yaar badnaam ki parwaah na kar,
Chamakte chaand me bhi daag hota hai.
*****************************
Tere bagair jindagi me kuch bhi nahi hai,
Tu saath nahi to khush bhi khushi nahi hai,
Chali aao aaj to kisi bahaane se,
Meri tabeeyat aaj achi nahi hai.
*****************************
Apne pajaame me naada daal nahi sakte hai aur
Kargil me ladne ka dawa karte ho,
Ghar me patni ke gulaam bankar rehte hai aur
Baahar aakar khud ko shehanshaah kehte hai.
*****************************
Jaane kitni haseen wo raat hogi,
Jab man se man aur tan se tan kee baat hogi.
*****************************
Main khush hu ki mujhe mera pyaar mil gaya,
Kareeb ghar ke hi mujhe mera pyaar mil gaya,
Karu na naaz kyon main apni kismat par,
Chaand se bhi haseen mujhako deedaar mil gaya.
*****************************
Phir wo chat par aayenge aur dhoondhte mujhe,
Magar jab saamne aayenge to bejubaan honge.
*****************************
Tumhaare pyaar ki khushbu mitaaye nahi mitati,
Meri saanso me basi hai teri saanso ki mehak.
*****************************
Jab se unhe dekha hai,
Dil ke sab armaan jaag gaye,
Pyaar kya hota hai ab ham
Pehachaan gaye.
*****************************
Chaahta hu tujhe pyaar du,
Dost pe apni jindagi waar du,
Jab tera SMS nahi milta to,
Man karta hai teri jaan nikaal du.
*****************************
Nigaahe dhoondh rahi hai,
Wahi khwaab sunhare,
Jo kabhi mil baith kar dekhe the
Ham dono ne.
*****************************
Bahut udaas hai jindagi thoda pyaar to kar lene do,
Yun roko na raaho ko mere thoda saath to chal lene do,
Chand lamhe hai in aankhon me,
Un lamho me jee lene do.
*****************************
Har ek shaam aati hai
Teri yaado ki gataaye,
Aur har raat barasti hai meri tanhaai me.
*****************************
Main teri yaado me gujar doonga umra tamaam,
Dil me teri soorat rahegi aur labo pe tera hi naam.
*****************************
Ab kya kahu tumse,
Agar kuch kahna hai to,
Sirf itna ki maine pyaar kiya,
Ab nahi raha jata, kah do na pyaar hai.
*****************************
Jo tum chaaho wo tumhaare ho,
Roshan raate aur khoobsurat sawera ho,
Jaari rakhege ham duao ka silasila,
Kee kaamyaab har manjil pe dost hamara ho…
*****************************
Jaroori nahi dosti me mulakaat hoti rahe,
Jaroori nahi ki baat hoti rahe,
Par jo jaroori hai wo bas yahi,
Ki dost ko meri dosti yaad aati rahe.

Sad Sms Shayari

Mere dil ko todakar tum jaaoge jaha,

Meri baate yaad tumako aayegi wahaa,

Main to apna samajhkar tumhe maaf kar dunga,

Magar maaf na karega tumako ye jahaan.

`

Woh chalte chalte itne door chale gaye,

Hamein rokna bhi na aaya.

Hamne unka naam liya phir bhi,

Shayad unhein sunna na aaya.

`

Meri Ankhoon Kay Samandar main Jalan Kaysi Ha

Ajj Phir Dil Ko Tarapnay Ki LaGan Kaysi Ha

Ab Kisi Chaat Pay Chiragon Ki Qatarin Bhi Nahi

Ab Teray Shehar Ki Galioyon Main Guthan Kaysi Ha.

`

Tum dur ho¦ aur pas bhi,!

Tum hansi ho¦ aur aansu bhi!

Tum Mere man ki shanti ho.. aur dil ki bechaini bhi!

Tum meri amanat ho.. aur ek sapna bhi!

`

Chaha to bahot tha lekin woh mila naahin

Lakh koshisho ke bawjood humare beech ka fasla meeta naahin

Is kadar majboor kar diya zamane ne hume

Ki woh meri kisi sada pe tehra hi naahin

`

Tanhai jub muqaddar mein likhi hai,

To kia shikayat apnon aur bayganon se,

Hum mit gaye jin ki chahat main,

Woh baaz nahin aatay hamain azmanay se

`

Apne khwaabon khyaalon me tujhe paaya hamane,

Tere pyaar me khud ko mitaya hamane,

Suna hai andhero se bahut ghabraate ho tum,

Roshani ke liye apne dil ko jalaya hamne.

`

Anjane may hum apna dil ganwa baithay

is pyar may kaysa dhoka kr baithay

unsay kya gila kre bhul hamari he hy

jo bin dilwaloo say dil lga baithay.

`

Na karta Shikayat Zamane se koi !

Agar maan jaata manane se koi !!

Kisi ko kyuin yaad karta koi !

Agar bhul jata bhulane se koi …. !!

Kyon Yaaaaaad Aati Ho Itna,

Ke Jeena Dushwar Ho Geya,

Yaaaad Karte Karte Tumko,

Humko Tum Se Pyar Ho Geya !!

`

Khushbu Ki Tarah Aapke Pass Bikhr Jaynge,

Sukun Bankar Dil Main Utar Jayege,

Mehsus Karne Ki Koshish To Karo,

Dur Hote Hue Bhi Paas Nazar Aayege !!

`

Tute Khwabo Ko Sajana Aata Hai,

Ruthe Dil Ko Manana Aata Hai,

Aap Humare Gam Ko Dekhkar Pareshan Na Hona,

Hame To Dard Me Bhi Muskurana Aata Hai !!

`

Ho Sakta Hai Ki Hum Saath Reh Na Paye,

Ek Dusre Se Hum Kuch Keh Na Paye,

Itni Nazdikiya Mat Badao Ki Hum Dooriya Seh Na Paye !!

`

Is Sham Ki Tanhai Se,Is Dard Ki Gahrai Se

Ye Dil Kuch Baat Kar Raha Hai.

Zara Samjho In Fizaon Ki Chubhan Ko,

Aaj Fir Tumhe Koi Yaad Kar Raha Hai !!

`

Zikar Hua Jab Khuda Ki Rahmato Ka,

Hamne Khud Ko Khusnasib Paya,

Tamanna Thi Ek Pyare Se Yaar Ki,

Khuda Khud Yaar Bankar Aapke Roop Me Aaya !!

`

Kashish Honi Chahiye Kisi Ko Yad Karne Ki,

Lamhe To Apne Aap Mil Jate Hain.

Waqt Hona Chahiye Kisi Ke Saath Gujarane Ke Liye,

Bahane To Apne Aap Mil Jate Hain !!

`

Lamha Lamha Jod Kar Zindagi Banai,

Zindagi Me Aapki Dosti Se Mehak Aai,

Dosti Ke Naam Kar Diye Kuch Lamhe,

Baki Lamho Me Aapki Yaad Aai. !!

`

Na Hi Dil Me Armaan Koi Rakna,

Duniya Ki Bhid Me Pahchan Koi Rakna,

Achhi Nahi Lagti Jab Rahti Ho Udas,

Hotho Pe Sada Muskan Wahi Rakna !!

`

Is Kadar Na Har Baat Yaron Se Pucho,

Jo Baat Raaz Ki Ho Woh Isharo Se Pucho…

Lehro Se Khelna To Samandar Ka Shouk Hai,

Lagta Hai Chot Kaise Yeh Kinaro Se Pucho… !!

`

Pyar Agar Maine Tumse Kiya,

To Firz Hai Tumhara Tum Bhi Nibhogi,

Pyar Me Agar Dhokaaa De Sakti Ho,

To Zahar Bhi Tum Hi Pilaogiiiii………….!!

`

Pucho Na Us Kagaj Se,Jis Pe Hum Dil Ke Bayan Likhte Hai.

Tanhayino Me Beeti Baate Tamam Likhte Hai,

Wo Kalam Bhi Dewani Ho Gayi, Jis Se Hum Aap Ka Naam Likhte Hai !!

`

Intezaar Rehta Har Shaam Tera,

Rate Katati Hain Le-Le Kar Naam Tera

Muddat Se Baithe Hain Yeh Aas Paale,

Ki Aaj Aayega Koi Paigaam Tera !!

Missing u Sms

Dil tu dhadkana band kar,
jab jab to dhadkata hai unki yaad aati hai,
Wo to khush hogi apni dunia me,
Jaan to pal pal hamari hi jati hai..
`
Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye,
dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye,
kaise yaad na aaye apki ek pal ke liye,
jab Dil me ho tum har pal ke liye..
`
Missed call to ek bahana hai,
Irada to aapka ek lamha churana he,
Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo,
Aap ki yadon mein humara ana jana hai..
`
Tumhari yaadon ki mehek in hawaon me hai,
Pyar hi Pyar bikhra in fizao me hai,
aisa na ho ki duriya dard ban jaye,
ab to aapke msg ka intezaar nigahon me hai..
`
Koi khat nahi, koi khabar nahi,
apko shayad rishte ki kadar nahi,
hum to apko yaad karte hai har sans k sath,
shayad apko hamari sanson ki koi fikar nahi…

Naino me base hai zara dhyan rakhna,
Apna rishta yuhi Aabad rakhna,
mujhe to Aadat hai yaad karne ki,
hichkiya ati rahe to maaf karna….
`
bhul sakte hai ek pal saans lena,
g sakte he Dil ki dhadkan k bina,
par ye gustakhi nahi kar sakte ki,
hum jiye aur zindagi kate apki yaado k bina…
`
Kya pata kyo aadat hai unki yaad aane ki,
in aankho ko unki jhalak pane ki,
humari to tamanna hai unko pane ki,
par shayad unko aadat hai hume tadpane ki…
`
Kabhi gamo se tumhari mulaqat na ho,
udas baithe ho aisi koi baat na ho,
shikayat ho to hume maaf kar dena,
aur fursat se baithe ho to hume yaad kar lena…
`
Yado se teri hum Pyar karte hai,,
100 janam bhi tujh par nisar karte hai,
fursat mile to likh bhejna ek sMs,
usi ka to hum din raat intezar karte hai…

Rishton Ki Ye Dunya He Nirali
Sab Rishto Se Pyari He Dosti Tumhari
Manzor Hain Anso Bi Akhon Mai Hamari
Agar Ajae Muskan Hoton Mai Tumhari…
`
Mohabbat Ka Pata Bataya Nahi Jata
Kisi Dost Ko Kabhi Bhulaya Nahi Jata
Apko Rakha Hai “Dil” Main Us Jaga Par
Jaha Har Kisi Ko Sajaya Nahi Jata…
`
Tumhari Pasand Hamari Chahat Banjae
Tumhari Muskrahat Dil Ki Rahat Banjae
Khuda Khushyon Se Itna Khush Kr De Apko
K Apko Khush Dekhna Hamari Adat Banjae…
`
Maante Hain Sara Jahan Tere Saath Ho Ga
Khushi Ka Har Lamah Tere Paas Ho Ga
Jis Din Toot Jain Gi Saansein Humari
Us Din Humari Kami Ka Ehsaas Ho Ga…
`
Kbhi Kbhi Ye Sub Apna Khayal Lgta Hai
Wo Mera Hai Ya Nhi Uljha Sawal Lgta Hai
Main Wafa Kr K B Badnamiyoun Main Ho
Wo Bewafa Ha Mgar Bemisal Lgta Hai…
`
Wafa K Rang May Dubi Her Shaam Tere Liye
Ye Nazar Ye Nagar Meri Hr Sans Tere Liye
Tu Mehekta Rahe Chandni Raton Ki Tarah
Is Dost Ka Har Din Har Sham Tere Liye…

Diwali Sms

Iss diwali pe hamari dua hai ki,
Apka har sapnna pura ho,
Duniya ke unche mukam apke ho,
Shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!
Wish U a very Happy Diwali!

Deep jalte jagmagate rahe,
Hum aapko aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai,
Dua hai hamari,
Aap chand ki tarah zagmagate rahe.
“Happy Diwali”

Safalta kadam chumti rahe,
Khushi aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash itna faile ki KASTURI sharma jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye.
“Happy Diwali”

Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.
* Happy Diwali *

“Aaj se aap ke yahan…dhan. .. ki barsat ho,
Maa laxmi ka… vaas… ho, sankatto ka…. nash… ho
har dil par aapka… raj… ho, unnati ka sar par… taj… ho
ghar me shanti ka…. vaas… ho
* HAPPY DIWALI *

Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se…
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success.

Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho apko ye “DIWALI”
Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai

Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,
Happy Diwali

Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed,
navi asha Hotil purna manatil sarva Iccha,
Diwalichya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubheccha.. .
* * * Happy Diwali * * *

Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka…. Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho… Happy Diwali

Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,
Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,
Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj,
Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye

Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye

With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!

May the Divine Light of Diwali
Spread into your Life with Peace,
Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health.
Happy Diwali

Troubles as light as Air,
love as deep as Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds,and
Success as bright as Gold…These are
the wishes for you and your family
on the eve of Diwali ki Shubhkamana!

Sukh, Shanti, Samadhan, Samruddhi,
Aaishwarya, Arogya, Pratishtha ya Saptarangi
Divya ni aaple Jeevan Prakashmay hovo.
Happy Deepavali.